We were doing a walk thorough of a new neighborhood, and we spotted a sidewalk that needed to be turned towards the street to make a crosswalk on a corner lot. So we notified the owner we were going to build this sidewalk, well he went nuts. Apparently he had issues with school kids walking anywhere near his house since the corner was a bus stop. He filled the voicemail up of one of my senior managers with profanity and rage about those kids, to the extent that we saved it and played it back for laughs.

Needless to say the sidewalk gets done, another voicemail, informs us amid profanity that he is selling his house and leaving this blankety blank town because of that blanking mayor. So my town manager calls the number he has provided and it turns out he is a children's reference librarian. Talk about appropriate professions.

When mid term elections come around one of the slate I am actively supporting asks if he can put a sign in his yard, and Mr Crab says sure, anything to hurt that damn Mayor! Talk about irony.

Since that time he has sold his house and moved out of town.